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Post by opal on Nov 7, 2005 6:47:17 GMT -6
Hehe. *is starting to get impatient for the next part* x3
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Post by Wyndbain on Nov 13, 2005 20:07:48 GMT -6
Part Four:
Hikaru: Guys, we've seriously gotta defeat this guy or the universe is doomed!
Wom: Oh no! If the universe is destroyed I'll miss my favorite show!
All: ...
Kiku: If the universe is destroyed, you won't have a favorite anything!!! >_<
Kooky: That's it!! On behalf of Uranus, I will punish you!
All: *snicker*
Kooky: Shut it!! >:O
Evil Evil Dude: Take this!!
Kooky: OMG!! *boom*
All: Oh no! Uranus!!
Evil Evil Dude: Hahaha!! Now that was funny. xD
All: -__-;;;
Wom: You'll pay for that! Moon princess-
Evil Evil Dude: I won't allow it!! *whams*
Wom: Aiieek!! xOx *is unconcious*
Opal: Oh no! Sailor Moon has been knocked out!! Who's gonna say the snappy entrance phrases now?
Evil Evil Dude: You've no need for any entrance phrases when this battle will be your last!! Say goodbye Shinkou Soldiers!!
Hikaru: Bye! n_n
Fely: Oh brother.... -___-;;
Rodent: Yeah...sayonara! Jupiter Oak Evolution!!
Evil Evil Dude: Augh!!!! ....leaves? You attacked me with leaves? What's so deadly about them? ><
Opal: Paper cuts?
Z: We're doomed. >___<;;;
Monkey: Hold on scouts! We may still have a chance!
Kiku: Tell us kitty!! :O
Monkey: -_____-; Ok, if you all pool together your strength you may be able to defeat him.
Opal: Would that be a definite, may? Or a...we only have a slim chance, may?
Hikaru: There're two types of may?
Artemis: Just do it!! >_<
Kaoru: Alright nike! :O
Artemis: I'm a kitty!! ...GAH!!
Rodent: Hold up, Uranus and Sailor Moon are out of the picture at the moment, so we're short two soldiers!
Hikaru: I just noticed something...isn't it convenient how the villain pauses for us at certain moments while we either talk alot or pull together some big plan to defeat him?
All: WHAT?!
Evil Evil Dude: Haha!! And this time I've waited long enough for you little squirts!! Prepare to die!!
Opal: Wait! We're not ready yet!! x_x
Evil Evil Dude: Eh? Oh...ok, well then five more minutes, but it's only cuz I wanna find out what happens next in this manga I've been reading while I wait on you slow soldiers.
Kiku: OMG! Is that Fushigi Yuugi? I love that manga! ^o^
Evil Evil Dude: Why yes it is! :D
*Both begin chattering about Fushigi Yuugi stuff*
Kaoru: She's a genius! While he's distracted, we can find away to wake up Sailor Uranus and Sailor Moon and get stronger!
Rodent: I think she just likes that manga alot... ;>__>
Once again our heroes-
All: *AHEM!!*
Scuze me...Heroines...
Kooky: Better.
Once again our heroines find themselves in a situation where they must defeat...yet again!!...another villain! Will they ever stop this barrage of evil guys? Will Rodent learn a better attack than just leaves?
Rodent: I'll show you just leaves... OAK EVOLUTION!!
AH!! OW!! Quit!! And will-ow!-Kiku and the evil vill-gack!-ain ever get over their..ow!.. Fushigi Yuugi obsession? Aiee!! Stay tuned!!
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Post by Aveilthé on Nov 13, 2005 20:19:23 GMT -6
LMAO x3 That was great. Wom does it again.  |
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Post by Relairah on Nov 13, 2005 20:41:50 GMT -6
OMG! =dies laughing= (seriously) I find myself giggling all the time while reading these! xDDD WOW! I am dying for more LOL =P WEWT! GO WOM! LOL
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Post by Mama Z on Nov 13, 2005 21:45:55 GMT -6
Monkey: -_____-; Ok, if you all pool together your strength you may be able to defeat him.
i think its supposed to be pull..
I like it so far..
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Post by Wyndbain on Nov 13, 2005 22:14:56 GMT -6
No, it's pool. ^^
pool n.
2. A grouping of resources for the common advantage of the participants: a pool of implements for the use of all the workers on the estate; forming a pool of our talents.
3. An available supply, the use of which is shared by a group.
It might be longer till part five is done, I'm slowing down due to lack of ideas for funny randomness. ^^; But I shall keep the chapters coming!! >:D
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Post by Mama Z on Nov 14, 2005 0:36:04 GMT -6
0.o I still think pull sounds right.....
Lol dork...
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Post by Warlock on Nov 14, 2005 14:53:46 GMT -6
Just leaves! Lol, that makes me laugh.
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Post by opal on Nov 14, 2005 18:15:14 GMT -6
But...but...paper cuts! *dies laughing*
Hrm...why don't we just go get a rocket blaster and shoot all the villains? xD
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Post by Wyndbain on Nov 19, 2005 3:17:21 GMT -6
Part Five:
Hikaru: You know, this is the first villain to last more than 2 episodes. :D
Z: Really? Well that should earn him a prize then.*sarcasm*
Evil Evil Dude: Oh! What do I win? :D
Opal: Uhm...This box!
Evil Evil Dude: Oh boy! A box, how I've always wanted one! n_n
Fely: Ah..is...he for real?
Kiku: Omg, he is. ._.
Evil Evil Dude: *puts the box on his head* I am the box monster....BEWARE!! x3
Rodent: That's it, let's kill him.
Kaoru: We still need to wake up Sailor Moon and Uranus first!
Z: This may be our toughest mission yet.
Kiku: I know! :D Look!! Is that Apple Cider?
Rodent: How's that supposed to-
Wom: OMG!! CIDER!!! :O ..... << .... >> Where am I?
Fely: Wow, it worked. o_o
Hikaru: Now we just need to wake up Uranus.
All: *snicker*
Kooky: I heard that!! >:O WORLD SHAKING!!
All: AUGH!!
Opal: Yay! Now we can defeat the enemy! ^^
Monkey: Now's the time to combine your powers!!
All: Right!!
*everyone but Wom gathers in a circle and starts glowing and stuff*
Wom: *feels alone* ;-;
Kooky: Wtf?! Something's glowing!
Fely: Whoops, sorry, left my mini computer on.
Opal: No, look in the center...it's a...thing.
Kaoru: OMG!! It's the Holy Grail!
Monkey: I believe that Sailor Moon can use that to become stronger and actually defeat this bad guy!
Kiku: How do you know that? o.o
Monkey: It's in the script.
Z: We have a script? o_o *grabs script book and reads ahead* Wait a minute! I'm not in the next act!!
Kooky: Take it up with the writer later, right now we have to vanquish this foe.
Hikaru: Hey...what's this stuff inside the Grail?
Opal: It looks like...
Z: Oh no, it can't be...
Wom: CIDER!!
Rodent: Oh brother. -__-;
Wom: *drinks* n_n
Kaoru: Well? :O
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Wom: I feel something...
Monkey: It's working then!! :D
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Wom: *burps* :O
Kooky: Well that was progress. -____-;
Opal: *tips the Grail upside down* Maybe we did it wrong? *a note flutters out*
Kiku: Hey...wazzat? *reads*
Fely: What's it say?
Kiku: Please read other note.
Hikaru: *digs out another note from the Grail*
Fely: So? What's that one say?
Hikaru: Do not read...
Rodent: Someone's having a grand old time right now. -.-
*another note flutters out*
Z: These things are as bad as the bad guys!! ><
Hikaru: *reads* Please Try Again.
Kooky: Try again with what?!
Kaoru: Maybe we did something wrong and this isn't the real Grail?
Kooky: That would explain the apple cider.
Wom: Mmm...cider. n_n
Monkey: Alright everyone, try again, and this time...do it right!!
Rodent: Easy for you to say.
*everyone but Wom gathers in a circle again and starts glowing...again*
Hikaru: Look! It's that light again!!
Fely: Drat this mini computer!! >_< *clicks it off*
Kaoru: OMG!! It's the Holy Grail!
Hikaru: Dejavu. o.o
Monkey: That's it! This one's the real one!!
Kiku: How the heck can you tell?!
Monkey: There's a copyright on the bottom of it.
Opal: *reads* Copyright to Lunarian Moon Inc. Keep out of reach of evil incarnations.
Kaoru: No doubt about it, this has to be the real thing!
After the first failed attempt, the scouts have managed to bring forth the real Grail that may hold the hopes of defeating this evil guy!! Will our heriones triumph? I'm all out of ideas for stupid questions, so you'll just have to stay tuned and find out!
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Post by Wyndbain on Nov 19, 2005 3:22:32 GMT -6
Whoo...this last part was huge. ^^; Yes, I actually managed to drag this play out for FIVE whole chapters and still have tons more stupid antics in mind. x3
Also, when this one is done I'm going to do a parody of the other Sailor Moon seasons, which includes a few more characters, so if anyone out there who hasn't already been used as a character would like to volunteer themselves, yay! xD I want to keep it a surprise though which characters are who, so basically all I'll say for now is that there are two girl roles still needing to be filled. Anyone who knows the characters of the show may easily be able to figure out who they are though. ^^
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Post by Mama Z on Nov 19, 2005 3:29:50 GMT -6
Legolas said he'd volunteer for the part.,.
Leggy: -blinks- When did I say that?
Z: Hush -hands over leaves-
Leggy: Squee! -begins playing with leaves
Z; Anyways..great play so far wom....you should make a comic out of it..-nods-
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Post by Relairah on Nov 19, 2005 3:57:31 GMT -6
Wow, I feel stupid...unless I am wrong...o.0 I just now realized that Leggy is Legolas ^^;; Wooow, kinda took a while, eh? *shifty eyes* *gigglesnerk* LOL xP
Annyway...about the play
*cracks up laughing* (literally yo) WEWT! CIDER! =D I love cider *licks lips* I have some upstairs right now o.0 LOL But cha, I am already impatient for part 6 *jumps up and down excitedly* What's going to happen I wonder xDDD
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Post by Aveilthé on Nov 19, 2005 12:13:33 GMT -6
"World Shaken" is supposed to be World Shaking XD Uranus says, "WOOOORLD SHAAAKING!"
That was great. Your funniest yet XD
Oo, oo, I know, I know! I know the missing characters! o-o
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Post by Warlock on Nov 19, 2005 13:08:19 GMT -6
Lol, that was great! Mmm, cider. ^_^
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