The Wishing Game!

[khoyote]

Granted, but that cheesecake was old and moldy so it gave you diareah! oh-oh.

I wish there were no more fake people

[Aveilthé]

Granted. Fortunately for you, everyone is no longer fake. This is one of those rare moments, ladies and gents, that a wish doesn't go wrong.

I wish that my next wish is fulfilled by myself.

[Aveilthé]

Granted, but this is an invalid wish, thus the next wish will be given to somebody else without any harm coming to that individual that wished.

(Obviously I am completely bored.)

[Monkey Monk]

I wish that...
A) Satts was not bored
B) People would stop making fat bhudda jokes >.<

[khoyote]

Granted, but then they go crazy with the Chuck Norris jokes

I wish we could share our Chuck Norris jokes because they are funny.

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

i amuse myself with these jokes

[ame]

Granted, but then people assaulted you and started a civil war.

I wish that automatic weapons were legal for veterans and their families.

[Mama Z]

(haha Did you know Chuck Norris has been dead for 15 years..yeah Deaths just afraid to tell him..)

Granted, but soon all the veterns go crazy and kill there families with the automatic weapons. Then people blame you for adovacting such a thing that you were put in a jail full of the veterns and the gaurds forgot to take away their arms becuase they claimed they: Had a right to bare arms and nothing in the law books says they couldnt do it otherwise in the jails.

I wish..for a fish what kind of a fish? A wishy fish

[Felypsa]

Granted, but then it gets eaten by fish-eating maggots.

I wish everyone knew how to spell everything correctly (and I don't mean the word "everything" XD). Especially me.

[Monkey Monk]

Granted, but then Microsoft goes out of business because no one needs the spell check anymore.

I wish that I never had to do homework but still got awesome grades. ^^

[Relairah]

Granted, but then when you truly need to know a math equation in a future job you mess up from never practicing with homework and make the whole world explode in a massive explosion. o.0

I wish I could play this song right on the piano

[khoyote]

Granted but then when you have to play it publicly you fail miserably

I wish i had a boy-toy for Valentine's day

[Kikuyoshi]

granted but he pops as soon as you blow him up xD

I wish hungry hungry hippos would go off the market (You know...that evil game ><; )

[Warlock]

Granted, but they come up with an even stupider game.

I wish somebody would buy me a subscription to deviantART, cause the subscribers-only features are pretty damn spiffy.

[Monkey Monk]

Granted but then the site crashes and the money goes to waste.

I wish that everyone's soul was outside their body like in the trilogy by the auther who's name I can't remember. But I remembered the trilogy was called his "Dark Materials" Or something like that. Anyways, everyone's soul can change at will when you're young but when you mature it chooses one animal form. The souls were called daemons too.

[Mama Z]

Granted..but when you grow up your soul chooses the form of a cow and you end up getting madcow disease.

I wsh....I could learn to make white chocolate