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Post by Relairah on Feb 17, 2006 20:48:15 GMT -6
(Squee! I love white chocolate xP)
Granted, but then you make so much you drown the world in chocolate xP
I wish I didn't have so much homework x.x
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Post by Felypsa on Feb 18, 2006 13:19:10 GMT -6
Granted, but then you fail all your tests and no college accepts you and even the Army National Guard rejects you and you end up becoming the pizza delivery girl for some gross pizza place, only then they fire you when someone asks you what a diameter is and you can't answer.
I wish I could write something brilliant and A-plus-worthy paper for my English research project without having to actually sit down and write it.
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Post by Aveilthé on Feb 23, 2006 6:33:18 GMT -6
Granted, but when you turn it in to your teacher, he/she dies of shock - and never grades it. You fail your English research project. A permanent sub comes in and gives you all F's. Haw.
I wish I could just sleep in today.
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Post by Relairah on Feb 23, 2006 19:43:37 GMT -6
Granted, but then you sleep too long and no one wake's you up so when you wake up your whole life has been wasted. o.0
I wish I could do well on my presentation tomorrow...
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Post by Itena on Feb 25, 2006 18:10:42 GMT -6
Granted but then they liked it so much that you became famous and they made you do the presentation over billions of people!
I wish i could get well ( I'm friggin sick -.-")
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Post by disrupted on Feb 25, 2006 18:18:26 GMT -6
Granted but then the rest of the world gets it twice(to not overdo it ^^) as bad.
I wish I wasn't so freakin' busy tomorrow.
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Post by Itena on Feb 25, 2006 19:15:41 GMT -6
Granted but you got so bored that you took an emu stuffy and blew it up. That damaged a few houses and the police took you away.
I wish I had some money.
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Post by Relairah on Feb 27, 2006 20:04:42 GMT -6
Granted, but then you are accused of stealing it and thrown in jail for the rest of your life and die of a bad disease.
I wish I had some beef jerky.
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Post by solarice on Feb 27, 2006 20:32:06 GMT -6
Granted, but then your beef jerky comes to life and starts WWIII....O.o
I wish I was a Llama!!
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Post by Aveilthé on Feb 27, 2006 21:22:13 GMT -6
Granted, but then you... implode, due to excess internal gas. All your llama guts fertilize the earth. Whoo. o.z
I wish I was done with my homework right now, damn it!
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Post by Itena on Feb 27, 2006 22:11:32 GMT -6
Granted, but it was so bad because u did it so fast that u failed school and had to redo highschool
I wish I didn't just spill my pop
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Post by solarice on Feb 27, 2006 22:15:43 GMT -6
Granted, but then you drink it all and never stop burping. o.o
I wish I wish I was a FISH with a POCKET full of JELLY
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Post by Aveilthé on Feb 27, 2006 22:20:19 GMT -6
Granted, but suddenly your wish keels over and DIES. Because you wished TWICE. Thus you are ABNORMAL. As for the jelly, your pockets now smell of 200-year-old jelly. I wish the weekend would start over.  |
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Post by Monkey Monk on Feb 28, 2006 6:20:25 GMT -6
Granted, and, seeing as how everyone else probably wishes that too, nothing goes wrong.
I wish that Dimeback Derryl(sp?) didn't get shot. 
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Post by Felypsa on Feb 28, 2006 16:48:55 GMT -6
Granted, but you got shot instead because you happened to be standing in front of him when the trigger was pulled. Yay for you, you're a martyr! (kind of...)
I wish I could get into Brown University. -tragic sigh-
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