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Post by solarice on Feb 28, 2006 18:16:22 GMT -6
Granted, but you end up taking classes that are too advanced anf get kicked out 0.0
I wish I was a purdy wolf! ^_____________^
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Post by Aveilthé on Feb 28, 2006 19:16:34 GMT -6
Granted, but then all the gnarly male wolfies trail you down for only one thing. You run and run, because, like... they all want you =P So you end up killing yourself because you do not like the fact that all male wolves want you. Hehe.
I wish... that I was feta cheese.
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Post by solarice on Feb 28, 2006 19:47:46 GMT -6
Granted, but then everyone eats you! o.o
I wish...Ummm...I wish I was a Wish o.O
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Post by Aveilthé on Feb 28, 2006 20:52:39 GMT -6
Granted, but due to the bizarreness of this wish, you implode and incinerate in a thousand suns before being thrown into a boiling hot tar pit full of man-eating paranas then being cast into a black hole never to be seen again. You don't exist. In ways more than two. If that... makes any... sense... huzzah.
I wish the Phantom was real.
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Post by Relairah on Feb 28, 2006 21:04:44 GMT -6
Teehee, yea either that or travel back in time to 1870 LOL Granted, but then fan girls trample you to get to him xP And Mary-Sues o.0 I wish time would stop for day  |
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Post by Aveilthé on Mar 1, 2006 5:52:39 GMT -6
The 'phantom' did exist =D Read Gaston Leroux's book. Wait... you already have... lmao. Just kidding. HE EXISTED, DAMN IT!
Granted, but then a meteor hit the earth because the earth stopped rotating - if only the earth kept going, the meteor would have passed it. Everyone dies - new extinction! XD
I wish that I had all the money in the world, then I'd be a wealthy giiiii-iiirl.
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Post by strider on Mar 1, 2006 18:37:41 GMT -6
Granted, but then a quarter goes down your throat and blockes your windpipe, and you die.
Another one.
I wish I was a wolf.
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Post by Itena on Mar 1, 2006 18:51:26 GMT -6
Granted, but you got shot by a farmer and you were the last wolf so wolves became extinct.  I wish Barnie and all it's crappy songs dissappear!!!!Kids don't need this kind of bad influence! |
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Post by Aveilthé on Mar 1, 2006 18:54:22 GMT -6
Granted, but then all the young kids start drinking and smoking. And going to elementary school high. Hee.
I wish I was burned in a thousand suns then tossed into the deepest pits of Hell and butchered by the Candyman over and over again. (:
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Post by strider on Mar 1, 2006 18:58:02 GMT -6
Granted, but then you turn into Barney. And then Itena slays you.
I wish I was a horse.
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Post by solarice on Mar 1, 2006 20:33:26 GMT -6
Granted, but then some fat old man wants to ride you and he breaks you back after getting nasty butt sweat on your back due to the fact that he sweats alot and it seeped through his pants and the fact he was riding bareback.....ewww....>.<!
I wish I was a Hellhound! *evil grin*
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Post by Itena on Mar 1, 2006 22:25:56 GMT -6
Granted but you killed a human and therefore was shot and all hellhounds were killed through revenge!
I wish I could fly like inuyasha there XD
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Post by Warlock on Mar 2, 2006 16:10:07 GMT -6
It looks like he's levitating...
Um. Granted, but you get sucked into an airplane engine.
I wish my algebra teacher didn't hate me.
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Post by khoyote on Mar 2, 2006 16:15:25 GMT -6
granted but then all your other teachers hated you.
i wish i could get good grades.
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Post by Warlock on Mar 2, 2006 16:18:46 GMT -6
oooh, that'd suck
Granted, but then you become a teachers' pet, like me, and they make you run around doing random errands. So you never have time to do your work, and your grades start slipping again.
I wish I had some of that yummy chocolate with the caramel inside.
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