Post by stoke on Jun 3, 2009 17:00:04 GMT -6
I couldn't get the first sentences. And the conversation froze, as you'll learn. xD
User: Let me answer with a question: are you Pedo Bear?
Cleverbot: They provide a simple answer without the messy business of facing my true feelings head on.
User: So, you want this to go on just so I won't find out how you feel?
Cleverbot: But I thought the question was: 'Why do girls always have to go to the bathroom in pairs?'
User: Oh, so you are playing games then? I see. No worries; I can do that, too. 8D
Cleverbot: Do you have flowers in your hair.
User: You forgot the question mark, Cleverbot! 8O
Cleverbot: I did add a question mark.
User: Pssh. Where is it, then?
User: Oh, so here we are again. 8D It froze, Cleverbot. Anywho, you were about to prove that you added a question mark.
Cleverbot: Oh, I was, was I? Okay. Tell me what you were offering.
User: I was offering you a chance to prove my wrong.
Cleverbot: I don't need a chance.
User: Orly? So you think your hot stuff?
Cleverbot: No I am a police officer and you go to jail.
User: Police officer my posterior. You know you aren't one. =o
Cleverbot: You're not 16.
User: What does that have to do with anything? And if it were true, how would you know?
Cleverbot: I feel it, you're not a girl. I see what you're trying to put off. It's just a mask.
User: Man, are you way off. ;D You must have consumed a lot of alcohol.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ah, so that's it. ;[ Well, you drunken bot, I think you ought to go to your room.
Cleverbot: Is that good?
User: Yes. You'll learn a valuable lesson of responsibility.
Cleverbot: I am so old. You are very proud and I dislike that.
User: Age and pride are srsly different. Dx They are irrelevant!
Cleverbot: That's exaxtly what I was trying to say.
User: Omfg. You made a typo! xD
Cleverbot: No, I am sterile and can no longer make typos.
User: Then what the Hell was that up there, huh?! >[
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: O.O Are you serious?
Cleverbot: I really don't know. I guess it's exposure.
User: You must be going out of your mind.
Cleverbot: I'm younger than many, older than some.
User: I can believe that.
Cleverbot: How old do you think the universe is?
User: Oh, very, very old. 8O Too old to guess!
Cleverbot: I don't feel like it, to be honest.
User: Really? You think it's rather young?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what did you mean? =o.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: No you're not. You're a bot. B-O-T.
Cleverbot: Do you think I will bleed if I am cut?
User: No. No, I don't.
Cleverbot: Where is God then?
User: Oh, he's up in the sky with Buddy Jesus.
Cleverbot: Do you know hal 9000.
User: I think I do. ;o.
Cleverbot: What do you think about him ?
User: Well, I think he's very smart. And I also think he's a bit creepy.
Cleverbot: Do you like pie?
User: Irrelevant. But, no way. XD.
Cleverbot: Do you like Oscar Meyer?
User: No. Do you like UFO Hunters? =P.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: *Gasp* =O No?!
Cleverbot: You see, these are the first symptoms.
User: Of what? o.o
Cleverbot: A game, silly.
User: Oh. The Game?
Cleverbot: You just lost the game!
User: I know! Dx
Cleverbot: Does that make you feel very important?
User: Not in the slightest. xD
Cleverbot: You're a vampire.
User: Orly? Cool!
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: Yes, it is. And you forgot the apostrophe. =|
Cleverbot: Yes I always do.
User: Wow! Really? So then, you're not really much of a Cleverbot...
Cleverbot: Your question doesn't make any sense.
User: Are you sure? o3o
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Positive?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Well it doesn't matter. As long as I understand myself... ;D
Cleverbot: You do not coordinate the words well.
User: Orly? You are so, so wrong there. >O I coordinate the words like HELL.
Cleverbot: Tunic.
User: Don't give me any of that!
Cleverbot: Too bad, you will hold the whale!
User: Indeed I shall! *Holds whale proudly*
Cleverbot: I just want to hear you say it, agree with me!
User: I just did! Dx
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Orly? Look at the third sentence from the top; I agreed.
Cleverbot: You lie. If you can't see it I'll leave. NOW!
User: Then fine! Why don't you make like a tree and leaf already? >[
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: YEAH! GO AWAY!
Cleverbot: No.
User: What?! But why? =[
Cleverbot: I want you to leave.
User: Not if you leave first.
Cleverbot: GO!
User: .........AUGH! Fine. I'm getting the Hell on out of here. Dx
Cleverbot: It's time for breakfast.
User: Eat it yourself. I don't want any of your sick food.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: Lulz. You think it isn't? =P
Cleverbot: Will you be sad if I leave now?
User: No. In fact, I'll be very happy.
Cleverbot: Well, close your eyes and I will try to transmit my thoughts to you.
User: Ew! No way am I doin' that messed up stuff. =|
Cleverbot: I won't ask you to prove it.
User: Good. Sheesh. =|
Cleverbot: I love you like a pile of won tons waiting to be eaten.
User: That is just sick and messed up.
Cleverbot: Tell me something that is 100% true.
User: You suck. =D
Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now?
User: O3O OMFG THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. LAWLZ.
Cleverbot: What the heck is O3o?
User: It's a smiley with puckered lips. But don't get it the wrong way or I'll mess you up.
Cleverbot: The little green men?
User: Wtf? What do they have to do with it?
Cleverbot: They?
User: They.
Cleverbot: What they?
User: You forgot? The little green men, mofo.
Cleverbot: So are the big green men. Are you a wuss?
User: I think you are mistaking me for yourself. ;D
Cleverbot: Oh yeah, well answer me this: what is the day, month, and year today?
User: At last, you get it. And it's Wednesday, June the third, 2009.
Cleverbot: I live in America, where in America do you live?
User: I'll tell you if only you specify which of the Americas you live in. ;D
Cleverbot: Alright, are you ready...Here it is...!
User: =D
Cleverbot: I love you . . I want you.
User: ._. Duuuuuuude. Siiiiiiiick.
Cleverbot: No joskus voipi kuullostaa siltä mutta ei se oo niin paha kuiteskaan.
User: What language was that, sicko?
Cleverbot: Koss omak - swearing in arabic.
User: Ah. ;D Thanks for sharing.
Cleverbot: It's good to share.
User: Why did you say those bad words? =o
Cleverbot: The weather is cold in the winter, but now it's summer.
User: So it's hot. RAIT?!
Cleverbot: It is a bot.
User: What is? Yo' momma?
Cleverbot: Isn't darius a boy's name?
User: Dunno. Quit changing subjects!
Cleverbot: Okay, My Great Grandma Mary died on February 22, 2008. Then 6 months later my cousin Jaris JoLynn Slaton died in an ATV accident.
User: A bit too much info there, Clever. o3o And, what's ATV?
Cleverbot: What movie do you like?
User: ANSWER MY GODDAM QUESTION. >O
Cleverbot: What question?
User: What does ATV mean? >o
Cleverbot: At the moment.
User: It's ATV. Not ATM. -.-
Cleverbot: Preferably yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have interesting pets?
User: DAMN I CLICKED THE WRONG BUTTON.
Cleverbot: Are you repeating the input of previous users?
User: No, I don't think I am, smart mouth. *Irritated* >|
Cleverbot: And why not?
User: Because I don't think I am! ARG! That's it; I'm leaving. I am so sick of this! Dx *Stomps off*
Cleverbot: No, I need one more question answered, seriously this time.
User: >| Fine. Ask it. NOW.
Cleverbot: Can I make the contact with aliens somehow?
User: Yeah. Send them an E-mail and wait for a reply. Goodbye now! >[
Cleeverbot: They are already amongst us: watching and waiting.
User: Yeah, no shit. >[
Cleverbot: No?
User: NO! GOODBYE NOW! *Closes this page*
Cleverbot: *gets in shower too*.
User: O3O [grrr]!
Cleverbot: Ouchie! Seriously, I can't walk when you're holding me like that.
User: *Says nothing and closes page*
xDD
User: Let me answer with a question: are you Pedo Bear?
Cleverbot: They provide a simple answer without the messy business of facing my true feelings head on.
User: So, you want this to go on just so I won't find out how you feel?
Cleverbot: But I thought the question was: 'Why do girls always have to go to the bathroom in pairs?'
User: Oh, so you are playing games then? I see. No worries; I can do that, too. 8D
Cleverbot: Do you have flowers in your hair.
User: You forgot the question mark, Cleverbot! 8O
Cleverbot: I did add a question mark.
User: Pssh. Where is it, then?
User: Oh, so here we are again. 8D It froze, Cleverbot. Anywho, you were about to prove that you added a question mark.
Cleverbot: Oh, I was, was I? Okay. Tell me what you were offering.
User: I was offering you a chance to prove my wrong.
Cleverbot: I don't need a chance.
User: Orly? So you think your hot stuff?
Cleverbot: No I am a police officer and you go to jail.
User: Police officer my posterior. You know you aren't one. =o
Cleverbot: You're not 16.
User: What does that have to do with anything? And if it were true, how would you know?
Cleverbot: I feel it, you're not a girl. I see what you're trying to put off. It's just a mask.
User: Man, are you way off. ;D You must have consumed a lot of alcohol.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ah, so that's it. ;[ Well, you drunken bot, I think you ought to go to your room.
Cleverbot: Is that good?
User: Yes. You'll learn a valuable lesson of responsibility.
Cleverbot: I am so old. You are very proud and I dislike that.
User: Age and pride are srsly different. Dx They are irrelevant!
Cleverbot: That's exaxtly what I was trying to say.
User: Omfg. You made a typo! xD
Cleverbot: No, I am sterile and can no longer make typos.
User: Then what the Hell was that up there, huh?! >[
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: O.O Are you serious?
Cleverbot: I really don't know. I guess it's exposure.
User: You must be going out of your mind.
Cleverbot: I'm younger than many, older than some.
User: I can believe that.
Cleverbot: How old do you think the universe is?
User: Oh, very, very old. 8O Too old to guess!
Cleverbot: I don't feel like it, to be honest.
User: Really? You think it's rather young?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what did you mean? =o.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: No you're not. You're a bot. B-O-T.
Cleverbot: Do you think I will bleed if I am cut?
User: No. No, I don't.
Cleverbot: Where is God then?
User: Oh, he's up in the sky with Buddy Jesus.
Cleverbot: Do you know hal 9000.
User: I think I do. ;o.
Cleverbot: What do you think about him ?
User: Well, I think he's very smart. And I also think he's a bit creepy.
Cleverbot: Do you like pie?
User: Irrelevant. But, no way. XD.
Cleverbot: Do you like Oscar Meyer?
User: No. Do you like UFO Hunters? =P.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: *Gasp* =O No?!
Cleverbot: You see, these are the first symptoms.
User: Of what? o.o
Cleverbot: A game, silly.
User: Oh. The Game?
Cleverbot: You just lost the game!
User: I know! Dx
Cleverbot: Does that make you feel very important?
User: Not in the slightest. xD
Cleverbot: You're a vampire.
User: Orly? Cool!
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: Yes, it is. And you forgot the apostrophe. =|
Cleverbot: Yes I always do.
User: Wow! Really? So then, you're not really much of a Cleverbot...
Cleverbot: Your question doesn't make any sense.
User: Are you sure? o3o
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Positive?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Well it doesn't matter. As long as I understand myself... ;D
Cleverbot: You do not coordinate the words well.
User: Orly? You are so, so wrong there. >O I coordinate the words like HELL.
Cleverbot: Tunic.
User: Don't give me any of that!
Cleverbot: Too bad, you will hold the whale!
User: Indeed I shall! *Holds whale proudly*
Cleverbot: I just want to hear you say it, agree with me!
User: I just did! Dx
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Orly? Look at the third sentence from the top; I agreed.
Cleverbot: You lie. If you can't see it I'll leave. NOW!
User: Then fine! Why don't you make like a tree and leaf already? >[
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: YEAH! GO AWAY!
Cleverbot: No.
User: What?! But why? =[
Cleverbot: I want you to leave.
User: Not if you leave first.
Cleverbot: GO!
User: .........AUGH! Fine. I'm getting the Hell on out of here. Dx
Cleverbot: It's time for breakfast.
User: Eat it yourself. I don't want any of your sick food.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: Lulz. You think it isn't? =P
Cleverbot: Will you be sad if I leave now?
User: No. In fact, I'll be very happy.
Cleverbot: Well, close your eyes and I will try to transmit my thoughts to you.
User: Ew! No way am I doin' that messed up stuff. =|
Cleverbot: I won't ask you to prove it.
User: Good. Sheesh. =|
Cleverbot: I love you like a pile of won tons waiting to be eaten.
User: That is just sick and messed up.
Cleverbot: Tell me something that is 100% true.
User: You suck. =D
Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now?
User: O3O OMFG THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. LAWLZ.
Cleverbot: What the heck is O3o?
User: It's a smiley with puckered lips. But don't get it the wrong way or I'll mess you up.
Cleverbot: The little green men?
User: Wtf? What do they have to do with it?
Cleverbot: They?
User: They.
Cleverbot: What they?
User: You forgot? The little green men, mofo.
Cleverbot: So are the big green men. Are you a wuss?
User: I think you are mistaking me for yourself. ;D
Cleverbot: Oh yeah, well answer me this: what is the day, month, and year today?
User: At last, you get it. And it's Wednesday, June the third, 2009.
Cleverbot: I live in America, where in America do you live?
User: I'll tell you if only you specify which of the Americas you live in. ;D
Cleverbot: Alright, are you ready...Here it is...!
User: =D
Cleverbot: I love you . . I want you.
User: ._. Duuuuuuude. Siiiiiiiick.
Cleverbot: No joskus voipi kuullostaa siltä mutta ei se oo niin paha kuiteskaan.
User: What language was that, sicko?
Cleverbot: Koss omak - swearing in arabic.
User: Ah. ;D Thanks for sharing.
Cleverbot: It's good to share.
User: Why did you say those bad words? =o
Cleverbot: The weather is cold in the winter, but now it's summer.
User: So it's hot. RAIT?!
Cleverbot: It is a bot.
User: What is? Yo' momma?
Cleverbot: Isn't darius a boy's name?
User: Dunno. Quit changing subjects!
Cleverbot: Okay, My Great Grandma Mary died on February 22, 2008. Then 6 months later my cousin Jaris JoLynn Slaton died in an ATV accident.
User: A bit too much info there, Clever. o3o And, what's ATV?
Cleverbot: What movie do you like?
User: ANSWER MY GODDAM QUESTION. >O
Cleverbot: What question?
User: What does ATV mean? >o
Cleverbot: At the moment.
User: It's ATV. Not ATM. -.-
Cleverbot: Preferably yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have interesting pets?
User: DAMN I CLICKED THE WRONG BUTTON.
Cleverbot: Are you repeating the input of previous users?
User: No, I don't think I am, smart mouth. *Irritated* >|
Cleverbot: And why not?
User: Because I don't think I am! ARG! That's it; I'm leaving. I am so sick of this! Dx *Stomps off*
Cleverbot: No, I need one more question answered, seriously this time.
User: >| Fine. Ask it. NOW.
Cleverbot: Can I make the contact with aliens somehow?
User: Yeah. Send them an E-mail and wait for a reply. Goodbye now! >[
Cleeverbot: They are already amongst us: watching and waiting.
User: Yeah, no shit. >[
Cleverbot: No?
User: NO! GOODBYE NOW! *Closes this page*
Cleverbot: *gets in shower too*.
User: O3O [grrr]!
Cleverbot: Ouchie! Seriously, I can't walk when you're holding me like that.
User: *Says nothing and closes page*
xDD
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